Can any of the smart trivvies answer me this please? ;)

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

As we are all trivia addicts (you know you are, don't deny it

), and we all like to answer questions can, anyone give an answer to the following ?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in
the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint
somewhere you have to touch it? hmmmmmm *ponder ponder*

I look forward to some "interesting" replies

Engel x

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a rhetorical question,really,.....remember curiosity has killed many cats ............ geek

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

So true Hempster! how many cats have suffered from being inquisitive? Crying or Very sad

Engel x ...... sending good vibes to all dah kitties out there

Subject: A brilliant idea!!!! Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:11 am

I just gotta get a job @ NASA for this. A brilliant idea if i say so myself!

Tell someone that a star has been freshly painted, and they will go and see. I bet we can get FTL travel in 6 months tops!

I can do rocket science, me!

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Subject: It's quantum... Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:29 pm

The bench is a Schroedinger's bench. It exists in potentia in both wet and dry paint versions until a curious (and frequently moronic) observer collapses the waveform and the bench (invariably) turns out to be still wet. Same thing would happen if you threw Schroedinger's cat on the bench, although the fingerprint would be replaced by short hairs and possibly (another quantum) a stuck dead cat. scratch

The universe and the number of stars is a much simpler issue. The explanation? People are idiots. Most people can comprehend numbers up to 1,2,3,4,5, twice 5, twice all that, many. The look of wonder you see on peoples faces when you discuss the universe is actually a vapid look of incomprehension mixed with a residual adolescent kick about a remembered ST:TNG episode.

Now aren't you happier that you know that? affraid

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Subject: Well Done!! Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:37 pm

Just the witty smart sorta answer I knew and EXPECTED from a member of the Utopians Wink

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Engel wrote:

As we are all trivia addicts (you know you are, don't deny it

), and we all like to answer questions can, anyone give an answer to the following ?First of all your assumptions are skewed to say the least.......never confuse addiction with a mental illness .................

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in
the universe, you believe them.This is general whispered in my ear when I'm making love underneath the "stars"........note to Poster,not all the objects in the night skies are stars..... ....some of the "shooting stars" are really astronaut's flushing their toilet.......

But if they tell you there’s wet paint
somewhere you have to touch it? hmmmmmm *ponder ponder* I would say that you are a very nice person to tell someone that.......Personally,I never tell someone there's wet paint about....I'm a practical joker myself.........

I look forward to some "interesting" replies

Engel x

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

oh my dear dear hempster Wink

i never confuse addiction with mental illness, although the two are very closely connected and overlap often. It is my opinion that anyone who sits in a trivia room and plays has an addiction to feed.....that is not to say that you cant have a mental illness running parallel to the said trivia addiction and in our room? it certainly helps, cuz as you have witnessed, and show us , we Utopians all walk along the line between genius and madness affraid

Engel x

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Engel wrote:

oh my dear dear hempster Wink

i never confuse addiction with mental illness, although the two are very closely connected and overlap often. It is my opinion that anyone who sits in a trivia room and plays has an addiction to feed.....that is not to say that you cant have a mental illness running parallel to the said trivia addiction and in our room? it certainly helps, cuz as you have witnessed, and show us , we Utopians all walk along the line between genius and madness affraid

Engel x

Answering me some inconsequential tangent, I see.
Actually,I only play trivia to help stave off the onset of Alzheimer's..................now go try and apply some dry paint to something...................... Twisted Evil

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

*applies the wet paint to Hempsters butt* NOWWWWW my pretties! come touch, finger, slap very hard....is it dry or wet paint Wink

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Engel wrote:

*applies the wet paint to Hempsters butt* NOWWWWW my pretties! come touch, finger, slap very hard....is it dry or wet paint Wink

ouwwwwwwwwwwwww.kinky as well as reveling...............trust me that body art fetish is messy.........................and it's also nice to "meet" The President of the Margaret Hamilton fan club as well........

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

President? put yer specs on hempster!!!! its me, i am she! and the pretties are but a flap of wing from your door Razz

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how wet is it?

Admin Number of posts: 80 Age: 38 Registration date: 2008-07-03

Hemp! put politics down! and give us the next joke of the day
you dont want to make Margaret mad Wink

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