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PostSubject: re: joke of the day   Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:47 pm



psssssssssssst its qantas not quantas Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: re joke of the day   Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:01 pm

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PostSubject: Was one of these you Semmy? hahahahaha   Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:50 am

THE WIT OF THE AGED

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, When an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!' jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:02 pm

A crusty old biker


A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:09 am

LMAO

Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:25 am

This alone justifies Scotlands existence. lol!

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