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PostSubject: hemmys joke   Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:44 am

Ummm wheres the luvya joke hempster???
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:16 am

aye what happened to it hemp Question Question Question

we need our funnies bounce
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PostSubject: re hemmys smoking joke   Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:08 pm

How does that relate to my nick hemmy???
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PostSubject: reminds me of hemmys nick   Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:53 pm

Dr. Seuss in the 'Golden Years'
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body is drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:18 pm

luvya wrote:
How does that relate to my nick hemmy???
I have no idea as to what you are blathering about?
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PostSubject: McCain Can't Work Internet   Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:24 pm

McCain Can't work Internet<<<----Video lol!
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PostSubject: Oh yeah....................   Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:11 pm

How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
You look up his family tree and most of them are still in it!!

Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.


Here we see a pic of luvya's favorite eatery................

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PostSubject: re the blathing   Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:47 am

I wil explain this slowwwwwwwwwww for you hemmy tongue ......


T h e o t h e r d a y y o u s a i d mmmmmmmmmmmmmy nickkkkkkkk r e m i n d e d y o u o f aaaaaa joke...i was waiting to see why it reminded you of my nick...it made no goddamed sense or was that american humour?????
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PostSubject: re hemmys made up impression of aussies   Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:57 am

How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
You look up his family tree and most of them are still in it!!

Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.


Americans are so misinformed about world affairs......priority is who won the local baseball...thats usually front page isnt it?


A) Most aussies family trees are in britain ie scotland wales ireland, so your prolly shaking Engels N Bassniks family trees too...we dont have rednecks in australia either

B) There is no such thing as a cowboy in Australia its a goddamned Jackaroo and pickups are yankee not aussie...we have UTES!!


*smoochies Hemmy and kiss my ass
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:28 am

why must you start a new thread for every little brain fart you can manage?
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:31 am

Oh,I'm fully aware of international affairs....but the fact remains,YOUR ancestors still live in trees............ jocolor
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PostSubject: my extra threads will stop   Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:00 pm

umm dont you read posts hemmy? I said I was new at this forum caper ...I fink I have finally figured a few things out
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PostSubject: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:02 am

lol hey guys, you making me laugh so much I thought you should have your own forum show. Post all here and then I can keep up Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:03 am

luvya wrote:
I wil explain this slowwwwwwwwwww for you hemmy tongue ......


T h e o t h e r d a y y o u s a i d mmmmmmmmmmmmmy nickkkkkkkk r e m i n d e d y o u o f aaaaaa joke...i was waiting to see why it reminded you of my nick...it made no goddamed sense or was that american humour?????
I really sense that this is your normal speech pattern.......................but thanks for letting me know that you suffer from a handicap.....................in the future I will take your disability into consideration when reading your posts................ pirat
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:05 am

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lol hey guys, you making me laugh so much I thought you should have your own forum show. Post all here and then I can keep up Razz
slave driver.........I have to work for free?
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:14 am

hempster^ wrote:
McCain Can't work Internet<<<----Video lol!
This UHmercan political humor is beyond you Euros and Aussies,huh?




Sleep


Last edited by hempster^ on Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:16 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I don't speak English,just Texican... ;))
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:48 am

Actually Hempster we find the American political system hilarious Wink
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PostSubject: There was a joke?   Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:54 am

I thought it was a comment on your edumacation system... Suspect
But maybe McCain is the "change we deserve" from your current glorious leader. affraid

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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:52 am

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I thought it was a comment on your edumacation system... Suspect
But maybe McCain is the "change we deserve" from your current glorious leader. affraid
while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....
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PostSubject: speech impediment pfft   Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:12 am

bend over hemmy, you are soooo overdue for your enema.....it must really hurt to be verbally constipated Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:28 am

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while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....

Weeell, to the question of how you could elect the fourth stooge as your president, i refer to my previous answer, i thought it was your edumacation system... scratch
As for your political system, it's satirical in itself. Politicos in themselves are pretty much only good for kindling, but yours have the added benefit of being self-combusting. It's only the ballslessness of your electorate that keeps such proudly idiotic excuses of protoplasm in power. But thanks for the laughs! Very Happy Very Happy Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:57 am

luvya wrote:
bend over hemmy, you are soooo overdue for your enema.....it must really hurt to be verbally constipated Suspect
Does all that standing upside down all day make you Aussie's blurt out insignificant posts rather than responding to the topic thread,or what?

Either than or it's time to adjust your psychotropic medications................ Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:01 am

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Actually Hempster we find the American political system hilarious Wink
Hey,we have the best political system that money can buy................... geek
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PostSubject: Re: The Luvya & Hempster Show   Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:02 am

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hempster^ wrote:
while your statement reflects the general opinion on the public education system in this country,I mean,how could we elect a alcoholic/cocaine pickled brain of a man twice?,,,,the video is a satirical view that reflects more on the political electorate of a large portion of the political niche in this country.....

Weeell, to the question of how you could elect the fourth stooge as your president, i refer to my previous answer, i thought it was your edumacation system... scratch
As for your political system, it's satirical in itself. Politicos in themselves are pretty much only good for kindling, but yours have the added benefit of being self-combusting. It's only the ballslessness of your electorate that keeps such proudly idiotic excuses of protoplasm in power. But thanks for the laughs! Very Happy Very Happy Neutral
I really think that you're missing something here concerning the video....?It's a parody of the so-called "Red State" electorate......
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PostSubject: psychotropic drugs??   Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:21 am

Is that your answer to all my comments hemmy....my "rellies live in trees and i am on drugs"?...naww all wrong, this is me normally, no meds no alchyhole no drugs...scarey huh? yanno you shouldnt mess with menopausal women...who knows what the consequences might be ??
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